I wish we didn't have such a perfect relationship. I wish I didn't love you so much. I wish I didn't have to spend every second on my computer resisting the temptation to click on your easily accessible tab on my bookmark bar. I wish you didn't make me such wonderful cook, decorator, craftswoman, fashionista, and DIY expert. I wish my husband didn't feel neglected because I sit in bed late at night enjoying quality time with you. I wish I wasn't so obsessed. But until I am able to conquer my addictions I will continue to spend useless amounts of time searching your pages in hopes of becoming the perfect housewife.